Do you like cold beverages? Do you like warm hands? If you care about yourself at all, you need a coozie. Specifically, you need a coozie that declares your higher commitment to creative game play and masterful world-building manipulations while also featuring a Bichon Frisé pup to make you smile.
Jersey knit cloth with foam backing*
Fits any 12oz can perfectly or tallboy imperfectly
Folds flat
*If you're from the northern midwest, these are of the same quality as the 20+ others that you have in that dedicated drawer in your garage, or stacked in that repurposed coaster holder (also in your garage), or in your back pocket, or currently wrapped around the beer in your hand.
